No Time to Explain

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No Time to Explain

Rating: 4 (446 votes cast)

I Am You From The Future! No Time To Explain, Follow m-OH CHRIST!

Now includes:

  • Season 1
  • Season 2

"I Am You From The Future! No Time To Explain, Follow m-OH CHRIST!"

No Time To Explain is a game about Time Paradoxes, Jetpack Guns and Ribs In People's Eyes. It's a comedy platformer featuring great music, voice acting and gameplay that becomes more ridiculous as you go.

Key Features

  • FROM THE STOMPING GROUNDS OF WEB-GAMES PAST, No Time To Explain is now a videogame!
  • USE THE POWERFUL FUTURE CANNON as a gun AND a jetpack!
  • PLAY AS NEW CHARACTERS to blast, beam, slingshot and catapult yourself through fire, acid and fairy-cakes!
  • TEST YOUR GUN-GLIDING MASTERY: There are 60 wearable hats hidden around these levels, but where are they?
  • FACE OFF against giant monsters from alternate timelines, including the most horrific of all: your evil alternate self!
  • Kill giant alien crabs!
  • Eat cake!
  • Fight sharks!
  • Jump on stuff!
  • Play fullscreen!
  • Perform awesome dance moves while wearing collected hats!
  • Play different versions of yourself from the future!

We are not responsible for people trying to invent time machines.

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System Requirements

    • OS:Windows XP and up
    • Processor:1Ghz
    • Memory:512 MB RAM
    • Graphics:128mb
    • Hard Drive:100 MB HD space

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REVIEWS

No Time to Explain review

By stan734 posted 13th April

I found the controls difficult, which made it feel at times more frustrating than challenging, especially in the boss fights.

You can play the original free flash game online, which will give an idea of how this one feels.

No Time to Explain review

By guiaps posted 13th September 2012

Very fun game with an awesome soundtrack, on the downside the game got some bland graphics, nothing too imaginative, very simple.

No Time to Explain review

By costaa13 posted 8th September 2012

It's a really fun game, too bad it's so short.

the story is cool,the art is awesome, the voice acting is really entertaining.

but in my option not worth the full price, i suggest wait for sale or use BLC.

No Time to Explain review

By Roufas posted 18th August 2012

Awesome and fun flash game, sadly this game should be hard but instead it's really easy because of infinite lives.

Still a great and fun game.

No Time to Explain review

By Severose posted 29th July 2012

Not a bad game, and a pleasant surprise for me personally. It comes off as just another indie title, but it's made its mark on me. I fell in love with the gameplay when I began playing it, and the artwork is just fantastic, although not a stunning HD presentation. I definitely see the merit in the game, and I love it to death. Pick it up and take a stroll down an all-too-familiar path with a couple of surprises! =]

No Time to Explain review

By Neathol posted 8th July 2012

This game is a very fun platformer with a crazy story. It might be a bit short and you will probably play through it only once but it is still worth buying when its on sale.

What did I just play?! No Time to Explain review

By Eddy5426 posted 10th April 2012

This game is just insane ( in a good way)and Screaming guy is the best thing ever.

The soundtrack is really awesome aswel. Gameplay is simple yet challanging at times.

No Time to Explain review

By hmp22 posted 4th April 2012

This game is hilarious, straight up. It's like if you took a shootemup and put it on the ground and added screaming lunatics and giant enemy crabs. The mechanic where you use a gun to fly around takes some getting used to but it's very unique. The best part is honestly the voice acting of the screaming guy though. You have to see it to believe it. Check this game out, it deserves the attention.

No Time to Explain review

By AndyBob posted 28th March 2012

I had no idea what to expect from this game but really enjoyed it. I have never came across a game of this style before. Great story, great level design and overall a great game.

No Time to Explain review

By rattyocaster posted 24th March 2012

No Time To Explain is a 2D physics platform game. The very start of the game isn't as clear as it could be, as there is no introduction to the controls, even a simple loading screen layout would be enough to show you what to do, instead this has to be found by the player.

You start in a house and you from the future suddenly appears with a laser weapon telling you to follow him, before being kidnapped by a giant crab. As a result you pick up the laser and follow him.

The physics platforming is based around the weapon, if you fire it downwards as you jump, you jump higher and if you keep firing you can glide for short distances. You can also use the same method to direct your flight across the screen. Later you pick up a different laser which kicks you across the screen rather than being a gentle motion, however the routes on the levels do get progressively harder and can sometimes be frustrating trial and error exercises rather than being carefully measured movements, thankfully the checkpoints are generally plentiful and usually in useful positions rather than throwing you to the beginning of the level.

The graphics look like a stylised cartoonish affair and do work quite well for this sort of game. The sound is old school 8bit and is actually really charming and joins together with the stylised graphics to great effect. The sound effects on the other hand, whilst not groundbreaking are clear and amusing, however some of the samples can get repetitive.

On the whole, it's an entertaining indie game, it has it's flaws but it's still fun and worth checking out.

No Time to Explain review

By Happydaws posted 22nd March 2012

This is insane!

Fast paced, simple and fun.

It's not GOTY but definitively a game i will play from time to time.

Especially the voice acting make me laugh so much.. The guys that made this are utterly crazy!

Great buy!

No Time to Explain review

By Slavka850 posted 19th March 2012

Really nice game. I'm expecting less than gain after comletion.

Highly recomended for everyone, who like this genre of games...

Best wishes.

No Time to Explain review

By Timoneda posted 13th March 2012

This is Madness! This game is too much fun, is as crazy as it seems. I love to fly by FIRING MAH LAZORS. I loved it.

No Time to Explain review

By net_runner posted 13th March 2012

Funny, easy to learn, hard to master game. It can be quite hard sometimes, but nowhere near Super Meat Boy level of hard. Also great voice acting.

No Time to Explain review

By GodFire posted 13th March 2012

No Time to Explain is a fun little Platformer/Puzzle Game

It is using interesting mechanics and and has a really good sense of humor.

It's a very fun and right-to-the-action game!

By rubi posted 11th March 2012

I did not know anything about this game, got it thanks to the IGN Prime thing, and really enjoyed it. It is a very simple concept, but with its astonishing music and the smart level designs, it will keep you in front of your computer for a while.

Recommended for everyone.

No Time to Explain review

By RymPlissken posted 10th March 2012

Well i got this game not knowing what to expect. And i have to say. Its Funny as all heck. Id say get it for a laugh or two. IGN prime members got this for free. But id pay for it.

No Time to Explain review

By punisox posted 9th March 2012

If you're a fan of these types of games you will like this too. Nice humor, but that's all there was for me. Played it through once and most likely will not touch it again.

No Time to Explain review

By Deiru posted 8th March 2012

An absolutely hilarious game, and although the levels can be quite short, as is the game itself, is definitely an enjoyable experience due to the sheer humour of the game.

No Time to Explain review

By spinefarm posted 7th March 2012

Absolutely amazing game, although a bit short. Even if you don't specifically like platformers you will want to pick up this game just for it's random comedy which is very funny. Also as a incentive you get the next season of the game for free on December 15th.

No Time to Explain review

By Billson posted 18th September 2011

Fantastic fun game, great sense of humor with they guy being eaten by the shark, the level design I thought was well does presenting new challenging environments every screen. A couple of bugs but nothing to bad, only real complaint is no windowless mode

No Time to Explain review

By Lafajet posted 8th September 2011

A really funny game, but sadly I had many problems with slowdowns and bugs of many sorts. Probably because of some compability issues on my part or something, but it made the game hard to play in spots.

No Time to Explain review

By Ryan0795 posted 7th September 2011

Absolutely amazing game, although a bit short. Even if you don't specifically like platformers you will want to pick up this game just for it's random comedy which is very funny. Also as a incentive you get the next season of the game for free on December 15th.

No Time to Explain review

By FrazzleMcV posted 6th September 2011

Everything that was good about the flash game, but with more humour more levels and more moments of incomprehension (in a good way). The final boss is hard almost to the point of frustration, but it's satisfying. May seem a little short for the price but season 2 is included with this which is coming out in December

No Time to Explain review

By Cloud-envy posted 4th September 2011

I like this game. Its is a puzzle platformer and every one i show it to thinks back to the old 2d duke nukeum games. Its funny good art style and good replay value. But I do not like the lack of a full screen mode and sometime my controls would get stuck like fire or the left arrow. It also does not have online leader boards which I think would help this game.

No Time to Explain review

By Fluttershys posted 30th August 2011

The game is extremely short, quite difficult to play but nevertheless, I enjoyed this game immensely. For $10, it's short so there's a small short exchange there but they will give us for free Season 2 so it makes the $10 tag well worth it. Plus you fund for Season 2 making!

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