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The Real Texas

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The Real Texas

Rating: 4.2 (16 votes cast)

The Real Texas is an action adventure game that plays like a mashup of Zelda: Link to the Past and Ultima VI.

Sam, an ordinary Texas rancher, is on holiday in England when he falls into a blue portal and lands in The Strange Texas.

  • Explore Strange, Texas: a Kafka-esque parody stuck halfway between modern-day America and olden-days, RPG England
  • Kill things with six types of classic cowboy and fantasy weapons
  • Rummage through peoples' houses without fear of retribution while they go about their daily business
  • Help people out with their PROBLEMS (*rolls eyes*) often by shooting your gun many, many times-- just like real life!
  • Many special items and powerups, optional areas, and two types of chicken cutlets to collect
  • Wear a bullet-proof vest underneath a sequined evening-gown if you want
  • Supports all main game/life perlis including boss battles, enemies, traps, the estate tax
  • Underwear optional (default: ON)

Download the Soundtrack for free here!

"... a unique experience unlike anything you'd find on store shelves ... an extremely well-written adventure through an incredibly quirky universe." - Destructoid (8.5 / 10)

"... there are few modern games that are so uniquely engrossing." -

"Easy-going RPG that'll charm your pants off." - The Indie Gaming Magazine (82%)

Copyright 2009-2012 Kitty Lambda Games Inc. All Rights Reserved.

  • Platforms: PC /Mac /Linux
  • File size: 136.47 MB
  • Categories: Action, RPG, Mac, Indie, Linux
  • Publisher: Kitty Lambda Games
  • Developer: Kitty Lambda Games
  • Release: 20th Nov 2012 09:00 (UTC+01:00)
  • DRM: DRM Free
  • Version: 1.3
  • Features: Single-player
  • Languages: English

System Requirements

  • Windows XP or greater, Mac OS X 10.5 or greater, Ubuntu 32-bit Linux 10.12 or greater
  • Intel Core 2 Duo or better recommended; 512MB RAM; 200MB HDD
  • OpenGL 1.2 or better graphics (Nvidia GeForce, Ati RADEON, or Intel HD all supported)
  • Keyboard and mouse required (game may be too difficult to play with touchpad; joypad not supported)